RANDOM CONVERSATIONS IN THE BROWNIE HOME
Kazz: Hey Vinze. (in his, heres-a-little-tidbit-for-ya voice.)
Does alcohol kill brain cells?
Vinze: Duh Kazz, Yes.
Kazz: Nope. Actually that's a myth.
Mom (me): Yes Vinnie, Alcohol can kill brain cells. (trying to perpetuate the myth...that could be true...so he will have an aversion to drinking)
Kazz: No it doesn't kill brain cells mom. It's been proven by science.
Me: Kazz, why is this something to say to an 11 year old boy? Stop it.
Vinze: Yeah, Kazz You Dildo, Stop it!
The hair on the back of my head rose, Brise and Kazz immediately spit out whatever they were eating and drinking to laugh.
Me: Vinze!!! What did you just call Kazz!?
Vinze: (looking shocked that I used my mom voice)
Me: (trying to be calm)
Vinze. What is Dildo?
Vinze: You know. That guy you try to find at Wendy's.
Me: What? What guy at Wendy's?
Vinze: That game they have where you find that dumb guy in the striped shirt. You know. Dildo.
Me: You mean Waldo???
Vinze: Oh yeah, Waldo.
The laughter...people...I could not control myself. I gave him money to go to the store to grab a pop so I could have enough time to compose myself.
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