HOMESCHOOL Q & A...

I'd love to hear from fellow homeschoolers, some answers to common questions people ask us. Below are a few from the Homeschool Humor web-site. They are a hoot!

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 Do you have any friends?
No. People avoid us for some reason.

 How do you meet people?
When forced to socialize we paint ourselves blue and run
through the streets screaming. We find this a very effective
way to meet new people.

 How do you assign grades?
We toss a coin.

 How do you keep your kids moving forward and working?
We bribe them with money and cookies.

 Is homeschooling legal?
No. In fact, we live in fear of being arrested daily.

 Is homeschooling in our state legal?
No. And I’ll deny we ever had this conversation.

 You’re homeschooling your children?
Yes. Our program will have them ready for college at age.

 You must be pretty smart to be able to home school your
children?
Golly, geez, I guess!”

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Thanks to http://www.homeschoolingeasy.com/ for these answers!